j0k3rjuni0r:

comewatchthecloudswithme:

coincidenceisallanythingeveris:

owlmylove:

being a teenage girl is so confusing like should i masturbate? should i steal my parent’s alcohol?? should i overthrow the government?????

all of the above

at the same time

In my head I saw an angry girl running around furiously masturbating with one hand holding a half empty bottle of vodka surrounded by the burning remains of the houses of parliament.

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January

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January

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pantsareunwelcome:

tumblr after dark is kind of like…

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07

January

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xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

(Source: nj.com)

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January

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penis-hilton:

troq:

image

penis-hilton, tearing families apart since 2014 xo

07

January

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laugh-addict:

whenever i listen to a song from earlier than like 1995 on youtube and all of the comments are “im 12 and im listening to this lol fuck todays music(:” 

i just

image

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January

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January

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alt-j:

deadguy95:

everyone over 5’5 doesnt deserve happiness

what???? didn’t hear u all the way down there????? do u need a ladder????? i can get u a ladder

07

January

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reblog if you dont have a bra on

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January

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January

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ghost-anus:

i don’t remember this part in the hunger games

ghost-anus:

i don’t remember this part in the hunger games

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January

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penis-hilton:

back to school looks

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January

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vernanana:

WHY WASN’T HE THE RING BEAR

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07

January

381,246 notes

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teamrocketing:

"i’m very disappointed in you, son"

teamrocketing:

"i’m very disappointed in you, son"

07

January

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amatureblogsman:

archiemcphee:

Horse hoovesTired of people looking at you in your Horse Mask and saying, “I can tell you’re a human because I can see your hands, you loser”? This pair of 14” latex Horse Hooves is the answer. Also good for dressing as your favorite rapper, 50 Centaur. 

Buy them here

FUCKING CRYING.

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January

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